Computer Quickies
Is reading in the bathroom considered
Multi-Tasking ?
My computer isn't that nervous... it's just
a bit ANSI
If only women and kids only came with
pull-down menus & online help
My computer's sick with a virus; I think my
modem is a carrier
Honey, I Formatted the Kids
Your e-mail has been returned due to
insufficient voltage
Justify my text ? I'm sorry, but it has no
excuse
Finish your mail packet -- children are
off-line in India
Never violate C:\ the Prime Directory
Multitasking is merely screwing up several
things at once
If at first you don't succeed, call it beta
version 0.91
Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk
Bug ??? That's not a bug, that's an
undocumented feature
Terminal glare: A look that kills
I'm not a Webmaster, but I play one on
UseNet
ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII
Life would be so much easier if I had the
source code
Mommy !!! The cursor's winking at me !
Managing programmers is like herding cats
Do files get embarrassed when they get
unzipped ?
Capt'n !!! The spell checker kinna take this
abuse !
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship" "Aye,
Captain... 300 DPI ?"
! sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ? sgub naem
ayaddahW
E=Mc^5... Nah E=Mc^4... Nah E=Mc^3...
Oh, the hell with it
Today's subliminal message is:
Profanity is the universal programming
language
Calm down -- it is only ones and zeros after
all
Computer analyst to programmer: "Start
coding, I'll go find out what they want"
